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  • Dark Shadows 2012

    ★★★ Watched 08 Jun, 2012 1

    Unengaging* and frustrating thanks to Burton's lame direction, but still surprisingly enjoyable. And it's got Eva Green in it. Somehow that equals 3 (generous) stars.

    *Unengaging IS a real word

  • Dark Skies 2013

    Watched 29 Sep, 2013

    Fuck. This. Shit.

    That was a painful experience; maybe if it had a sense of humour it could have been slightly enjoyable.

    It got me wondering though, who actually draws the pictures the child characters are supposed to have drawn in these films? They're all pretty much identical, just with a different bad guy each time.

    I'd like that job.