Watched dubbed into Cantonese in a massage parlor, but that was enough.

I'm truly ashamed of myself.

Unengaging* and frustrating thanks to Burton's lame direction, but still surprisingly enjoyable. And it's got Eva Green in it. Somehow that equals 3 (generous) stars.

*Unengaging IS a real word

A film that transcends its mediocrity thanks to the magic created when Damon and Williams share screen time.

Far more enjoyable than I remember....and to think, the late great Elliot Smith missed out on an Academy Award because of some mawkish, Equine pop-pap about a sinking boat.