RSS feed for AKA

Favorite films

Recent activity

All films

Recent reviews

  • Hail Mary

    Hail Mary 1985

    Watched 31 Mar, 2016

    For people who feel that what the story of the Immaculate Conception really lacks is a portrayal of a whiny, wheedling, sexually frustrated, preppy Joseph.

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

    ★★ Watched 28 Mar, 2016

    "Henry Cavill IS Sound! Ben Affleck IS Fury! And together, they are SIGNIFYING NOTHING! Batman v Superman, told by an idiot, at a cinema near you!"

Popular reviews

  • Last Year at Marienbad

    Last Year at Marienbad 1961

    Watched 24 Dec, 2014 2

    An ambiguous story that I may or may not have enjoyed.

    Only kidding: I unambiguously found it impenetrable and increasingly irritating, in no small part because of the intermittent screeching of the organ on the soundtrack.

  • Due Date

    Due Date 2010

    ½ Watched 16 Jul, 2012

    The sheer fucking unwarranted hubris of Todd Phillips that he thought he could better (let alone equal) PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES. I laughed a total of two times - both times because Downey Jr. pulled a facial expression that managed to rise above the pitiful slop of the script.