Words can not describe how craptastic this movie was. In a way, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarentino are to blame. "Grindhouse" was brilliant. The fake trailers made us want more of this type of film. We got more with "Machette" and will get even more with "Machette Kills". The morons in charge of this disaster thought they were treading in the same waters. They were wrong. The concept was ok. Leave out running from the devil and it may have been better. The concept that is.....the execution was horrendous. I find it hard to believe that Nic Cage is this hard up for money, but I also never thought he would make "Bancock Dangerous" either.

On the upside. This half star movie moves up to 1 1/2 due to William Fitchner's brilliant role as The Accountant. Never before has the reaper been played with such a bad-ass attitude.