AHAB ★★★★★ 30
An Open Letter to Ryan Gosling,
So, first off, I'd just like to say that I really enjoyed your performance in this film. Had a real satisfying 'postmodern…
Charming, I suppose. It did influence me on a deep level. I will now yell "I got booty" after every sexual encounter.
I've heard people complain about the violence in this flick, but I firmly believe this is an excellent example of cinematic gore. I'm super sensitive to this mess, so I'm…
The cigarette humor alone makes this worth watching. Seriously, getting lung cancer has never been so funny.
Aw, damnit. I thought this was a movie about a used-car salesman turned contract killer because I was drunk. This is not about usedcaresalesmenkillers at all. AT ALL. Instead, Robert…