Y'all are nuts.
Are we really hailing what basically felt like an hour and forty minute PSA for teenagers about the important of abstinence as "the greatest horror movie of this generation"? Shut up. Shut up right now.
The opening scene had such promise! I was as giddy as a goddamn school girl, "Oh this is good, this is gonna be good", I thought. But then It Follows gave me such a bad case of lady-blue balls. I can appreciate…
The Taking of Deborah Logan went [humongous fore]heads and shoulders above my expectations. I put it on to just kill some time on a boring day off but I wound up finding myself really enjoying it. The plot was more interesting than I thought it would be and there was just the right, tolerable amount of annoying shaky camera bullshit that comes along with any found footage movie.
Whatever, I love this movie. And although I'm sure my own father would try his best to rescue me, I'd like to officially request that Liam Neeson be the one assigned to come after me if I ever get kidnapped and sold into human trafficking. He seems to know his way around an International kidnapping, whereas my dad knows his way around Pawn Stars and getting the best deals on deli meats.