This is the craziest Mario Kart race I've ever seen!
After having thought of that line within the first 15 minutes of the movie, I came home and googled "Mad Max Fury Road Mario Kart" to make sure I was - in fact - the original genius who came up with this hilariously poignant comparison, but it appears that some nerd with a youtube account beat me to it. So now I'm sad. Fuckin' nerds ruining everything for me and everyone else on Earth.
But anyway, this movie kicks ass, so I guess we're all winners here in the long run.
Leon turned out to be a mixed bag of "meh" for me, which is disappointing because for so long, I had heard so many amazing things.
The storyline piqued my interest, the action and kills were a lot of fun, and some scenes were very interestingly shot. But beyond that, I just don't get it. I don't even think the characters or the acting were anything to write home about. Gary Oldman left me wanting more after his first few…
Whatever, I love this movie. And although I'm sure my own father would try his best to rescue me, I'd like to officially request that Liam Neeson be the one assigned to come after me if I ever get kidnapped and sold into human trafficking. He seems to know his way around an International kidnapping, whereas my dad knows his way around Pawn Stars and getting the best deals on deli meats.