Freddy himself never bothered me much at all but as someone who loves and appreciates sleep, the premise of A Nightmare on Elm Street unnerves me to no goddamn end.
Please don't use something as wonderful and as peaceful like my sleepy time as an opportunity to kill me. Wait til I'm in line at the DMV on a hot summer Saturday or in my lady doctor's waiting room listening to all the old ladies talk about how our doctor…
I hated this movie when I was younger. Like, despised it. I think maybe it was because it scared me the very first time I watched it, which left a really bad impression on me. After that I just thought it was terrible and would avoid it at all costs. And I distinctly remember friends dressing up like Jack and/or Sally for Halloween and I'd eyeroll to myself, like what a buncha tools.
God, I even eyerolled as a child.…
Whatever, I love this movie. And although I'm sure my own father would try his best to rescue me, I'd like to officially request that Liam Neeson be the one assigned to come after me if I ever get kidnapped and sold into human trafficking. He seems to know his way around an International kidnapping, whereas my dad knows his way around Pawn Stars and getting the best deals on deli meats.