★★★★½ Watched 10 Dec, 2012
I'm so looking forward to rewatching this every year around Christmas. Move over Home Alone!
★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Jan, 2013
This movie has the hightest rad panties per minute ratio I've ever seen on film.
★★★★ Watched 22 Jan, 2012
In this one Nicolas Cage takes sips from a bottle of whiskey, smokes a giant cigar, and kills a bunch of evil redneck satanists without taking his dick out of a waitress. What's not to like?
★★★★ Watched 30 Apr, 2012
Man, this movie gave me so many girlboners, by the time the credits rolled by I would have loved to just roll over and fall asleep.