I'm so looking forward to rewatching this every year around Christmas. Move over Home Alone!

This movie has the hightest rad panties per minute ratio I've ever seen on film.

In this one Nicolas Cage takes sips from a bottle of whiskey, smokes a giant cigar, and kills a bunch of evil redneck satanists without taking his dick out of a waitress. What's not to like?

Man, this movie gave me so many girlboners, by the time the credits rolled by I would have loved to just roll over and fall asleep.