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  • Titanic 1997

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 May, 2013 3

    One of the most memorable theatrical experiences I've ever had was the second time I saw Titanic. As the film dissolves from Gloria Stuart in her cabin to the submerged ship, then a whiteout signals the transition to Titanic heaven, the projector shut. Cue two hundred teary-eyed middle-aged women and teenage girls about to lose their minds. When the manager explained that it would take time to fix the problem and offered free passes to see a future screening, I…

  • Swordfish 2001

    ★½ Watched 21 May, 2013 3

    As dumb as I always assumed it was, but if I'd known it was this hilariously ridiculous, I would have watched it a long time ago. Feels like the screenwriter read one book about hacking and everyone else assumed that he nailed it. A perfect subject for an episode of "How Did This Get Made?" Halle Berry's breasts are much more attractively shot and lit here than in Monster's Ball, and I'd rather watch this again than Monster's Ball, so there's that.

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  • Before Sunrise 1995

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 13 May, 2013 3

    Something I caught this time: near the beginning, when Jesse (Ethan Hawke) and Céline (Julie Delpy) are still on the train, Jesse tells a story about being a child and seeing his grandmother in a rainbow after she'd passed, concluding that, even in death, nothing is certain. But once they're off the train, there are repated instances, like their encounters with the fortune teller and the impromptu poet, where Jesse is very skeptical, cynically assuming that each is a hustler.…

  • Eyes Wide Shut 1999

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Nov, 2012 7

    One of my fondest moviegoing memories is the collective groan a frustrated opening weekend audience let out as Stanley Kubrick's elusive final film cut to black. It's a fair response, as Eyes Wide Shut deliberately upends our expectations; it's a movie that was sold on the promise of raunchy sex scenes featuring its then-married leads, but while there's plenty of skin throughout the film, the sex is as cold and alien as Crash (the Ballard book/Cronenberg film). I've heard a…