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The Dark Knight Rises 2012
The absolute perfect conclusion to my personal favorite trilogy of all time.
My jaw dropped every time Bane came on screen. I got goosebumps every time one of Pfister's gorgeous establishing shots lit up the theater. I grinned ear to ear every time Selina stole a scene. I cried with Alfred. I gasped with Bruce. TDKR had me wrapped around its fingers for every one of its 164 minutes.
Movies like this are the reason I've devoted my life to film. Thank you, Christopher Nolan, for allowing me to witness a true cinematic legend, a memory I will treasure for the rest of my life.
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The Expendables 2010
I've shit things with more character and depth than these actors. And the girl wasn't even that hot.
That's 105 minutes and 105 million brain cells I'll never get back.
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The Other Guys 2010
MARK WAHLBERG AND WILL FERRELL ARE PARTNERS. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?!