Christopher Runyon ★★★½
How a boring piece of shit like The Jungle Book can get critically lauded while this well-intentioned, joyful, fantastic mess is deemed a critical and commercial flop is beyond me.…
Russell Hainline ★½
It's amazing that I've reached the point where apparently my requirements for enjoying a movie are "do the things the characters do make any sense at all?" and "are the…
Unrateable. Because how can you possibly judge a film that is so clearly exactly what it wants to be, and so incredibly satisfied with its own ineptitude that it can't…
Duke Mitchell ★
Monumentally stupid overall and massively inappropriate in parts.
Snyder is a talented technician, with an enviable sense of the visual. Unfortunately, movies are a dramatic medium and he consistently fails…
WELCOME TO THE SCORCH!!!
sure, the best parts of this (beautifully staged) middle chapter are ripped straight from The Last of Us, and sure the movie doesn't make a lick…
Simon Di Berardino