Calum Marsh ★½ 7
Real just got shit.
Angelo Muredda ★★½
I didn't get that this is a film about the American dream -- maybe everyone should say it a few more times in front of a flag. It takes a…
Keith Uhlich ½
Monkeys with typewriters, People. Monkeys With typewriters.
Click here to read Time Out New York excoriation (which is as it should be).
Matt Singer ★★ 1
Of all the SCARY MOVIEs, this is the latest.
Like sucking whiskey through a Cuban cigar while taking a motor oil bath.
My testosterone levels are through the roof. Look at me long enough, you'll be pregnant.