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Real just got shit.

I didn't get that this is a film about the American dream -- maybe everyone should say it a few more times in front of a flag. It takes a…

Monkeys with typewriters,
People. Monkeys
With typewriters.

Click here to read Time Out New York excoriation (which is as it should be).

Of all the SCARY MOVIEs, this is the latest.

Like sucking whiskey through a Cuban cigar while taking a motor oil bath.

My testosterone levels are through the roof. Look at me long enough, you'll be pregnant.