Almost too weird to exist, and often threatening to detonate (or at least combust) in the act of happening, but damn if I didn't enjoy the ride.
Lencho of the Apes ★★★★
Pitch-perfect high-camp satire of ballet culture disguised as a suspense thriller/murder mystery film noir. Loopy and esoteric as all get-out, but often laugh-out-loud funny, and filled to bursting with quotable…
rischka ★★★★ 2
how have i never heard of this until today? a ballet film noir! much of hecht's dialogue is beyond ridiculous, especially from the mouth of lionel stander, yet the effect…
Mikael Stånggren ★★★
Fairly good up until the third act, the schlockness of which nearly renames the whole thing to Mission to Arse: CGI Aliens from Uranus.
Mark Kinsella ★½ 3
Hey, DePalma! I have a question about life to ask you: Why the fuck does Gary Sinise always, when he's acting, look like he just suffered a major stroke?