Reviewed Jul 10, 2012
LOL! This is such an abomination that I love this movie! This was supposed to be a spin-off from 'Batman Returns' with Michelle Pfeiffer, but she hated wearing the uncomfortable costume and so said, "no".
12 years on, Halle Berry gets the role! I'm sure she thought with a director called "Pitof" at the helm, how could this movie go wrong? In so many ways. There is barely a plot, effects are rubbish and those are the best bits of the movie. Sharon Stone is embarrassing to say the least and is desperately panting for some lesbian action with Halle. Her superpower? To have skin as hard as marble. I am not even joking. Her best scene is her fake crying when she kills her husband.
The worst by far is Halle. Her timid persona at the beginning is pathetic but she's worse as Catwoman. There are so many moments, I don't know if I can fit them all in: the catnip, the hissing at the dogs, eating sushi, "PURRRFECT", "MEOW!", the urban outfit, shaking her ass from one side of the screen to the other at the end of the movie, etc. Halle camps this up way more than in 'Die Another Day'.
Everyone has to watch this movie as it is unintentionally hysterical, just like 'Showgirls'.