The production value on this overlong, melodramatic piece of slop is more like it was made in 1937 or earlier, not 1947.
Ellie ★½ 6
Quite boring. Not as funny as the trailer suggested.
Ellie ★★★★ 3
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I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE THAT USE THEIR CELLPHONES DURING A MOVIE. WHEN THEY GO…
THE GOOD: Antonio Banderas is a welcome addition to the cast. Mel Gibson out-acts everyone on screen. Jason Statham is as hot as ever. The script is actually entertaining and…