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  • Surf's Up 2: WaveMania

    Surf's Up 2: WaveMania

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm not entirely sure this was a movie but more or a rabid fever dream fan fiction someone at Sony accidentally sent as an official script.

    What I am sure of is that this was the hardest I've laughed watching something in awhile.

    My friend Kingdom of Kitten summed it up perfectly around the point we got to the Mayan/"Indian Jones" type Tomb full of gold and surfing objects as "this is a MadLibs script!"

    It's more accurate than you…

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski


    Best movie ever?

    Yeah, it just might be.

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars


    2016 is a joke.

    A cruel, sicking, heart wrenching joke on humanity. A time when the world laughs the hardest at our suffering and the pain and death of those around us. Ripping away our heroes in the same way a bully rips away a child's lollipop, with the same grin of joy as the tears seep down their face.

    Laughing along with the world are those who simply want to shame others for crying over spilled milk, or in…

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    Me, back in February, directly from my review of "Drive", my opinion on Ryan Gosling:

    "This is my first movie with him, and I can safely say, this has to be one of the most uninteresting actors I think I've ever seen in a motion picture."

    Me now, after seeing "La La Land", "The Big Short", and this:


    I was a fucking idiot nearly a year ago."