Steve G ★★★★ 2
lol trouser snake lol
I went to see it at the cinema. I bought the t-shirt. I had user pictures from it on my LiveJournal. I was one…
Tom Prankerd ★
Michael Cimino is a talented man; no mere hack could conjure up a film as deluded and disastrous as this misfire. Based on a Mario Puzo novel inspired by the…
Anne Ashton ★
What a lazy shitfest.
Honestly, I have never seen a film go through the motions so brazenly as Apocalypse does. It's frankly just insulting.
What on earth were they thinking…
Gary Ross ★★½
That bird giving out free hugs was a peadophile right?
Hollie Horror ★★★½ 16
A posh vampire and a Cockney cowboy go up against each other in a high stakes snooker match. Oh, and before I forget, it's a musical.
There are a few…