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  • All the Boys Love Mandy Lane

    All the Boys Love Mandy Lane 2006

    ★½ Watched 22 May, 2015

    do u remember when it was cool to be a loner?

    when emo was legit?

    this film is fucked


    sexist / trashy

    but somewhat artful?

    its weird

    its mostly terrible



    its weird

    that opening was pretty rad, right?

    like, suspenseful and intriguing premise?

    kinda wasted


    really wasted


    shitty actors, shitty characters, shitty dialogue, shitty sexism

    seriously shitty sexism

    and yet, some wholly artful moments


    but fuck.

    mostly horrible.

  • Tiny Furniture

    Tiny Furniture 2010

    ★★★★ Watched 18 May, 2015 1

    I love reading reviews by people who despise this film for being vapid and soulless, as if that's not clearly what she is trying to.

    Lena understands the ego. She plays up the narcissistic, self-obsessive traits of gen y and the Internet generation.

    She nails it.

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  • About Time

    About Time 2013

    ★½ Watched 04 Sep, 2013 4

    Offensively melodramatic and so full of plot holes. The film attempts to be a quirky existential romance but results in a muddled mess of haphazard science fiction and good ol' English charm.

    So rubbish. This film made me really mad.

  • Idiocracy

    Idiocracy 2006

    ★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 7

    A concerning portrait of what the future could be like, it is hard to imagine it being much different.