1. Heterogeneity is not only necessary, it's crucial.
2. Capitalism rocks! (Even teachers need dem gifts.)
3. Dictatorship is BAD! Socialism is BAD! Fake Santa=Stalin (re-arrange those letters, all that's missing is "i")
4. Tim Allen is a cunt.
5. 95% of those elves are cunts.
6. Education < Christmas
7. Teachers are all stuck up losers who don't know how to partay.
8. Joy < Gifts
9. Disney's secret joke weapon? Farts!
10. Gifts gifts gifts!
Basically a really good idea, told in a really clever way, ruined by some of the worst dialogue to have (dis)graced the screen in 2014. I swear, had I heard these scared siblings refer to the mirror's "tricks" one more time, I'd have thrown my fucking shoe through the television.