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  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four 2015

    Watched 09 Dec, 2015

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Well it finally happened, they made a Fantastic Four movie that makes the Tim Story and Roger Corman ones look good. They're not great but they're at least not depressing and miserable like this one is.

    There's virtually no character development, like for example, Victor is teleported with the others to "Planet Zero" but he supposedly dies, cut to one year later and he's Dr.Doom. Also, you know how every other superhero/comic book movie nowadays have a training montage? Not…

  • The Lazarus Effect

    The Lazarus Effect 2015

    ★★½ Watched 17 Oct, 2015

    No point in really reviewing if the film is too short and quick really, i mean it, this movie feels like it was gonna be be a lot longer. I suspect studio interference or something else. Who knows?

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  • Gamer

    Gamer 2009

    ½ Added 2

    Did i mention that our media (games in this case) get scapegoated? Cause they do, and this movie really isn't helping to diminish the thought that playing violent video games is a horrible thing.

    Yet another media "satire" that completely fails and is hypocritical. Instead of actually satirizing, the writers opted to show off disgusting seizure inducing shock visuals and introduce poor unsympathetic characters. Acting like a 12 year old who'd play the sort of violent games this movie is…

  • Only God Forgives

    Only God Forgives 2013

    ★½ Added 1

    Only God can forgive this dull mess.

    I liked Drive but this is just, how shall i say it, dead. It feels like everything is pointless. I don't know why but it was decided that nobody would emote at all. Ryan Gosling in particular is blank the whole time.

    I really can't care about the characters here. They're all terrible. So i ended up frustrated and bored the whole time. I apologize to any fans but i cannot like this one.