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  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL 2015

    Watched 09 Jul, 2015

    Forget 50 Shades of Grey, watch this. Especially for the scene with Nine Inch Nails playing on the soundtrack. You'll get way more out of it.

  • Crank

    Crank 2006

    ★½ Watched 09 Jul, 2015

    *Calls the director*
    Neveldine:"Yeah what?"
    Me:"Yeah sir i need to ask you something"
    Neveldine:"What is it?
    Me:"Have you actually talked to women before?"
    Neveldine:"I'm sorry.. What?"
    Me:"Listen, this is for your own good man. Your portrayal of women in your films is disturbing, i mean, Gamer was bad enough but this is just unforgivable. First the forced prostitute shit where a lady was being controlled by a disgusting obese man and now this? Please never write women in your films…

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  • Gamer

    Gamer 2009

    ½ Added 2

    Did i mention that our media (games in this case) get scapegoated? Cause they do, and this movie really isn't helping to diminish the thought that playing violent video games is a horrible thing.

    Yet another media "satire" that completely fails and is hypocritical. Instead of actually satirizing, the writers opted to show off disgusting seizure inducing shock visuals and introduce poor unsympathetic characters. Acting like a 12 year old who'd play the sort of violent games this movie is…

  • Only God Forgives

    Only God Forgives 2013

    ★½ Added 1

    Only God can forgive this dull mess.

    I liked Drive but this is just, how shall i say it, dead. It feels like everything is pointless. I don't know why but it was decided that nobody would emote at all. Ryan Gosling in particular is blank the whole time.

    I really can't care about the characters here. They're all terrible. So i ended up frustrated and bored the whole time. I apologize to any fans but i cannot like this one.