review by Beggarsoshat
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2012
Reviewed Jun 21, 2012
Beggarsoshat’s review:
Every year the President pardons a turkey. Here's this year's. If you've seen the trailer you'll know the movie features a flaming trainwreck, which is very apt. It takes the skilled storytelling of Mel Gibson's The Patriot and adds the thrilling nuanced action of Van Helsing. Every bit as good as The Avengers. No, the other one. A future riffing classic.
They throw a horse at the president of the United States... Come on!
A terrible CGI horse at a terrible CGI president adrift in a sea of terribleness.