I wanted to like this movie. I really did. Turk from scrubs. Batista from Dexter. Aliens. Everyone wins, right?

Wrong. The lead character is a total D-Bag and it's near on impossible to care about any of the characters in this movie. Pretty much every human gets outacted by a stealth bomber. There's no tension and no drama throughout .

Sadly, the one plot point with most potential happens in the last 10 seconds of the movie and is wrapped up using 4 or 5 still images at the start of the credits.