I remember loving this film as a kid and I can't blame myself. This is a boys dream, the next step up from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Guns, tanks, things blowing up, strange creatures and sexual overtones I was far too young to know about.
Unfortunately many years later re-watching it I was left disappointed. I know this film is considered a disaster but I thought I'd find some greatness in it. I found it in the first two minutes…