Seriously. If anyone asks, this film should be held up as proof that in the 70's, all things were possible. Teen magazine mainstay Robby Benson pulls off a feat of epic brownfacing so hilarious my sides are still reeling 6 hours after finishing the film. Sadly, this film is not really available on home video, and your best hope at seeing it is probably on a fairly infrequent television airing.

My favorite thing to do while watching it was imagine…

One of my (really minor) goals in life is to rehabilitate this film - I had to look it up on IMDB and it was totally dumped in February. Although Paul Walker is pretty much interchangeable with anyone, I kinda liked the performances of the supporting cast (like the hilarious Elizabeth Mitchell bit). Also, the director kinda clubs you over the head with the whole 'fairytale' motif, but I really didn't mind because it had really good pacing. I tend…