One of the most enjoyable movies of the last year.
Simple, funny, entertaining, Jake Johnson is awesome.

The first one was ok, if you like the 80s action films, you'll appreciate the greatness of every character basically being a joke of their own career. But this one was so much better, I can only hope there is like 6 of these movies.

Also Jean-Claude looks horrible but is a great bad guy, since he's always been the douchiest of action stars.

When people get shot it's overly bloody, when action stars of our childhood deliver one liners it's overly cheesy. The action is over-the-top, Sly looks ridiculously roid-raging.

Lastly the pure muscle mass in this movie is almost as impressive as predator.

If you make out with bees in your mouth, your making out with every mouth the bees have been in.

"See the movie called Equinox: A Journey Into the Supernatural, not the movie called Equinox the movie the studio butchered."

http://youtu.be/jsKM0RyluzI

Thanks for letting me know which one to watch. I saw Equinox before cause I didn't have the criterion, but this time I watched the right one.

The Harryhausen style Satan is god-damned amazing. When the old man in the cave scares the girls, I spit out strawberry powerade laughing!