I should have watched this 20 years ago, when I first got into schlock.

Dragons are awesome.
Sean Connery is awesome.
This move stars Sean Connery as a dragon. Somehow, that wasn't enough.
At its best, Dragonheart is a cheesy, half-hearted fantasy tale; amusing, but utterly forgettable.

So...this happened.

John Malkovich, arguably the king of bizarre actors, portraying a fellow who pretends to be Stanley Kubrick despite knowing nothing about him. How could this possibly not be a good movie?
These were the thoughts that went through my head when I saw "Color Me Kubrick" on the shelf at Blockbuster. I did not expect my question to be so thoroughly answered. This movie was simply terrible; I honestly can't remember anything remotely good about it.