Batman has always been dark, morose, nearly suffocatingly heavy. Superman has always been the ying to his yang: still full of doubt and conflicted but optimistic and appealing to our brighter ideals.
Zack Snyder doesn't get that. At all. But that is just one of many problems that plague Batman V Superman. From the disjointed script - featuring some of the worst dialogue I've heard in...forever - to the excessive runtime and shoddy performance from Jesse Eisenberg, B v S…