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  • Redline 2009

    ★★★★ Watched 13 Jan, 2012 1

    Holy shit, what just happened?

    Watching Redline with subtitles is like trying to speed read a paper on the theory of thermodynamics as it applied to nuclear fusion while reversing a truck at 80 mph into a tornado.

    But don't let that deter you - because though the story plays out more like an episode from the middle of a series you've never seen the rest of, it is full to burst with classic over the top late 80's anime retro charm and A grade production values. It's no classic, but as a watch once spectacle - it's 100% awesome.

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011

    ★½ Watched 06 Dec, 2011

    Rise is a poster-child of form over function; while very pretty, it lacks almost every other aspect needed for it to be a good film. In order to gloss over the glaring plot holes and forgive the complete lunacy of most of the character decisions if doesn't so much require suspension of disbelief, but a self induced lobotomy.