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  • Oblivion 2013

    ★★ Added

    Gaaaahhhhhh, I'm bored. How the hell can you bore me with great story setups and excellent special effect? Your movie is bad and you should feel bad.

  • The World's End 2013

    ★★★ Added

    Frost and Pegg still have great chemistry and the fun is still there, but it's certainly the weakest of the Cornetto trilogy films.

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  • Redline 2009

    ★★★★ Watched 13 Jan, 2012 1

    Holy shit, what just happened?

    Watching Redline with subtitles is like trying to speed read a paper on the theory of thermodynamics as it applied to nuclear fusion while reversing a truck at 80 mph into a tornado.

    But don't let that deter you - because though the story plays out more like an episode from the middle of a series you've never seen the rest of, it is full to burst with classic over the top late 80's anime retro charm and A grade production values. It's no classic, but as a watch once spectacle - it's 100% awesome.

  • R.I.P.D. 2013

    ★★ Added

    Not as offensively bad as Wild Wild West, not as "good" as Men in Black. There is a decided lack of Will Smith though, so there is that.