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  • Spectre

    Spectre 2015

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Nov, 2015

    Casino Royale > Quantum of Solace > Spectre > Skyfall

  • Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

    Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 2014

    ★½ Watched 04 Nov, 2015

    It looks sloppier and cheaper than the Rodriguez film that preceded it. Is Robert Rodriguez trying to make a worse movie each time?

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  • The Fault in Our Stars

    The Fault in Our Stars 2014

    ★★ Watched 09 Jun, 2014 7

    The Fault in Our Stars is predominantly trite, sentimental, contrived, pretentious, and emotionally manipulative.

    Shailene Woodley plays a surface-level characterization of a teenage girl suffering from terminal cancer. The character ends there, however, as she is a person defined solely by her illness and not much more. Ansel Elgort is one of the better aspects of this film, though his character is similarly lacking in depth and also responsible for uttering some of the more cringe-inducing lines.

    Their relationship on…

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door 2015

    ½ Watched 22 Jan, 2015

    "Hey, remember Fatal Attraction? Yeah? Did you like it? Yeah? Well, fuck you!" *airhorn*