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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad 2016

    Watched 13 Aug, 2016 1

    Utterly baffling and incoherent, but in a so-bad-it's-good/fascinating way.

    Also, holy shit, Jared Leto's Joker is so bad.

  • Are You Here

    Are You Here 2013

    ½ Watched 07 Jun, 2016

    what a fucking flatline

    honestly maybe one of the worst movies I've ever seen, especially on a technical level

    proof that not all writers should direct

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  • The Fault in Our Stars

    The Fault in Our Stars 2014

    ★★ Watched 09 Jun, 2014 7

    The Fault in Our Stars is predominantly trite, sentimental, contrived, pretentious, and emotionally manipulative.

    Shailene Woodley plays a surface-level characterization of a teenage girl suffering from terminal cancer. The character ends there, however, as she is a person defined solely by her illness and not much more. Ansel Elgort is one of the better aspects of this film, though his character is similarly lacking in depth and also responsible for uttering some of the more cringe-inducing lines.

    Their relationship on…

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door 2015

    ½ Watched 22 Jan, 2015

    "Hey, remember Fatal Attraction? Yeah? Did you like it? Yeah? Well, fuck you!" *airhorn*