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  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason 2003

    ½ Watched 10 May, 2016

    Kelly Rowland calls Freddy Kreuger a "faggot" in this, unscripted. I dunno. I felt like that was kinda notable.

  • Stormbreaker

    Stormbreaker 2006

    Watched 05 May, 2016

    I watched this so you wouldn't have to. Please. Don't watch this movie.

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  • The Fault in Our Stars

    The Fault in Our Stars 2014

    ★★ Watched 09 Jun, 2014 7

    The Fault in Our Stars is predominantly trite, sentimental, contrived, pretentious, and emotionally manipulative.

    Shailene Woodley plays a surface-level characterization of a teenage girl suffering from terminal cancer. The character ends there, however, as she is a person defined solely by her illness and not much more. Ansel Elgort is one of the better aspects of this film, though his character is similarly lacking in depth and also responsible for uttering some of the more cringe-inducing lines.

    Their relationship on…

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door 2015

    ½ Watched 22 Jan, 2015

    "Hey, remember Fatal Attraction? Yeah? Did you like it? Yeah? Well, fuck you!" *airhorn*