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  • The Interview 2014

    ★★½ Watched 26 Jan, 2015

    Astonishingly lacking in the comedy department. Visual snooze-fest. The ideas are there, but the execution isn't. Stop giving Franco comedy roles and give more to Randall Park.

  • Foxcatcher 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan, 2015

    Quiet. Subtle. Robbed of a Best Picture nomination. Three fantastic turns from three fantastic actors.

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  • The Fault in Our Stars 2014

    ★★ Watched 09 Jun, 2014 7

    The Fault in Our Stars is predominantly trite, sentimental, contrived, pretentious, and emotionally manipulative.

    Shailene Woodley plays a surface-level characterization of a teenage girl suffering from terminal cancer. The character ends there, however, as she is a person defined solely by her illness and not much more. Ansel Elgort is one of the better aspects of this film, though his character is similarly lacking in depth and also responsible for uttering some of the more cringe-inducing lines.

    Their relationship on…

  • The Boy Next Door 2015

    ½ Watched 22 Jan, 2015

    "Hey, remember Fatal Attraction? Yeah? Did you like it? Yeah? Well, fuck you!" *airhorn*