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  • Café Society

    Café Society 2016

    ★★★★ Watched 21 Oct, 2016

    Café Society is a delightfully sharp, witty, and wistful examination of relationships and 1930s high-life. It features some of the best cinematography in a Woody Allen film -- shot by Vittorio Storaro, the brilliant DoP behind Apocalypse Now, The Last Emperor, and Dick Tracy, among others -- as well as a phenomenal cast among which there is chemistry abound.

    A must-see for established Woody Allen fans and newcomers alike.

  • Road to Perdition

    Road to Perdition 2002

    ★★★½ Rewatched 10 Oct, 2016

    Thomas Newman's score is the best character in this film.

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  • The Fault in Our Stars

    The Fault in Our Stars 2014

    ★★ Watched 09 Jun, 2014 7

    The Fault in Our Stars is predominantly trite, sentimental, contrived, pretentious, and emotionally manipulative.

    Shailene Woodley plays a surface-level characterization of a teenage girl suffering from terminal cancer. The character ends there, however, as she is a person defined solely by her illness and not much more. Ansel Elgort is one of the better aspects of this film, though his character is similarly lacking in depth and also responsible for uttering some of the more cringe-inducing lines.

    Their relationship on…

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door 2015

    ½ Watched 22 Jan, 2015

    "Hey, remember Fatal Attraction? Yeah? Did you like it? Yeah? Well, fuck you!" *airhorn*