review by Todd Malkin
My Future Boyfriend 2011
Watched Jul 09, 2012
Todd Malkin’s review:
If you're watching it, you know how dumb it's going to be; so just dig your heels in and enjoy the dumbness. I have a friend named Elisabeth Barrett, and I call her by her full name all the time, so there's some resonance there. I suggest you go out and find a friend named Elisabeth Barrett before you watch this film. It's sure to increase your star rating by one or two at least. Once I complete my time machine, I'll travel back and get you one if you still don't have one in the future. You can thank me yesterday.
I don't even know what this is. But if I'm reading your review correctly, two extra stars are for Real-Life Elisabeth Barrett-ness — plus, there's your usual extra star for Magnanimous Fun Todd-ness — so then, this is actually a zero-star movie. Maybe even a negative half-star movie.
Yes, exactly. :)
It's actually a "I have exactly 1 hour and 12 minutes before I have to go to bed, what can I watch?" movie. Yes, that is the duration of this film. Ha!
That's my full name, so yes. This review is perfect. It was very weird to hear my full name said so many times.
Haha -- you just made my day!