A 21st century blockbuster with the charm and sensibilities of an 80s action movie.

Iron Man Three makes me long for to live in a world where William Sadler is the president.

Yes, Regan was really put through the wringer in the first film, but she wasn't the only one that had it tough. Exorcist II courageously shows us how things were from the point-of-view of Regan's crucifix, in-so-much as, it's a bloody mess from beginning to end.

I don't understand this film.
I don't understand why such a simple story needs to be drawn out for sooooooooo long.
I don't understand a word the blonde "actress" is saying.
I don't understand why LaBeouf is shouting at me so much.
I don't understand which robot I'm meant to be cheering for.
I don't understand why this is a Coen Brothers cast member graveyard.
I don't understand what anyone is doing AT ANY POINT DURING THIS FILM.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Diary entry, 30th April 2012
I might go to see the Avengers tomorrow. Not that a cynical 30 year old man, like myself, will enjoy it.

Diary entry, 1st May 2012
OMG Avengers is so totally awesome!!!!!
There's this one bit with an aircraft carrier and then there's this bit in the woods and there's American man and the Thor man with a hammer and there's an Iron Man and a lady and a man with arrows and...
HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH!
I even went for ice cream after.
Best day ever!