review by Chris Burns Pro
Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011
Watched May 25, 2012
Chris Burns’s review:
I don't understand this film.
I don't understand why such a simple story needs to be drawn out for sooooooooo long.
I don't understand a word the blonde "actress" is saying.
I don't understand why LaBeouf is shouting at me so much.
I don't understand which robot I'm meant to be cheering for.
I don't understand why this is a Coen Brothers cast member graveyard.
I don't understand what anyone is doing AT ANY POINT DURING THIS FILM.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Thanks, Peter. I recommend you follow me, as you seem to be a fan of what I've done here.
Peter, you misspelled stupid.
even tho i like this film this review is true and funny
*clapclapclap*
Thanks Dino. I was disappointed that I didn't enjoy this one as I really liked the first film.
this film is not that good compared to the first bay film but compared to the g1 film this film is bum cheese
Very nice. Pretty much sums up this trash
Cheers, Bruno. Now that some time has passed I'm tempted to give this another go. Although it's probably best if I just leave it.
Take it from someone who did: Don't.
That's good enough for me.