Looking through some notes on my phone, I discovered this partiality written one which should've been posted back in August (it's December as I write this).
I'm not rating or reviewing this film as, to be honest, I wasn't really watching it. I was more interested in watching my son watching it.
I'm simply posting this for prosperity. To mark the date that I first witnessed my almost-two-year-old son getting emotionally involved with a film for the first time.
I don't like sport. Particularly football. But, I do tend to enjoy sporting films.
Unfortunately, Escape to Victory made me realise that I find dramatised football as uninteresting as the real thing. So, after a very enjoyable set-up, I found myself completely disengaged from the third act's climactic football match.
On the plus side, my mind wandered enough that I was able to think of this fantastic joke, that you can share with your friends:
What do Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine have in common?
One's American and one's a merry Caine.
Oh great, look, the World Cup's on...
Oh, here's one...
Apparently this snowbound thriller is also known as Eye See You. So, get this...
Eye See thrills!
Get it? It's like saying "icy thrills!" Cause the film's a thriller and it's all snowy and stuff. But that's not all. There's even a double meaning, 'cause it's like you're saying you can see the thrills.
You can even do it like this:
I See Thrills.
And it sounds the same!
They could even put that on the DVD…
"I knew you'd say that."
"...you'd say that."
Look at that phrase. Look at it. Why is it continually coming from the mouth of Judge Dredd? Judge Dredd. Judge, jury and executioner. The most feared and respected lawman of the future. So, why his he speaking like the sassy best friend in a 90s rom-com?
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Seemingly Stallone had squandered the promise afforded to him in the wake of his Cop Land performance. But this is the key to the film's success. Once again Stallone…