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  • Goodnight Mommy

    Goodnight Mommy

    ★★★½

    Well this trailer was a fuckin' lie.

  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★½

    A good film that shits itself in the last fifteen minutes that I talk myself out of being good a bit more ever time I chat about it. Also director's got a foot fetish I'm sure of it. Every woman goes without shoes every chance possible even if they wouldn't. It ain't Tarantino Shameless but once you spot it you can't stop.

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  • Mars Attacks!

    Mars Attacks!

    ★★★★

    It's like Independence Day if it shit itself.

  • Detention

    Detention

    ★★★★½

    For the first fifteen minutes it's unwatchable. I mean properly. It's almost like some sort of endurance test. "Think you're tough, do you? Think you're HARD? BAM, THE MOST ANNOYING OPENING TO A MOVIE, EVER." It's just a barrage of bleating and overly-cute camera work and annoying, annoying, ANNOYING characters. I was this close to turning it off. I had the remote in my hand at least twice.

    But then something happens. It's hard to describe. It's like the movie…