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Ghost in the Shell 2017
"Why ain't she got nipples or a vag?"
"'Cause she's a robot, she don't need 'em."
"She's got an arse though. Why she got THAT?"
"..."
"Did YOU build her?"
I love my friends but sometimes they can fuck right off.
This movie's a fuckin' MESS man. I mean it's a PRETTY mess. Well most of the time, sometimes it looks dirt cheap like they knew they 'ad impressive shit they needed to make later an' picked their battles, but…
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Detention 2011
For the first fifteen minutes it's unwatchable. I mean properly. It's almost like some sort of endurance test. "Think you're tough, do you? Think you're HARD? BAM, THE MOST ANNOYING OPENING TO A MOVIE, EVER." It's just a barrage of bleating and overly-cute camera work and annoying, annoying, ANNOYING characters. I was this close to turning it off. I had the remote in my hand at least twice.
But then something happens. It's hard to describe. It's like the movie…