I'll always fork out a few dollars for a Mission Impossible just on the off chance they manage to knock one out as good as the original. It's mildly entertaining and instantly forgettable. It could have done without Simon Pegg's character whose return was about as welcome as my latest thrush outbreak

Everyone concerned should be eaten by genetically modified sharks. Unsympathetic characters, tedious dramatic pauses. For the last 20 minutes I thought death would be a blessed release.