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  • Experiments in Terror 2

    Experiments in Terror 2 2007

    ★★★ Watched 17 May, 2015

    Psych-burn is particularly awesome as a 4 minute slab of psychedelic hard rock mixed with satanism

  • All Cheerleaders Die

    All Cheerleaders Die 2013

    Watched 27 Apr, 2015

    Equal 1st place for the worst horror film I've had the displeasure of viewing. It wasn't so bad that I had to turn it off but it was close. I hated just about everything on offer here: characters, plot, dialogue, effects/CGI. I've written elsewhere that this felt like a first draft of a script written in the late 90s that's been pulled out of a dusty box somewhere and made without any rewrites or script polishing. Lucky McKee is much…

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  • Visitor Q

    Visitor Q 2001

    ★★★★ Watched 09 Nov, 2013

    Holy fuck! I need a shower!

  • Near Dark

    Near Dark 1987

    ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Sep, 2014

    The Blu-ray artwork sucks