IT'S CHINESE SHAKESPEARE! HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE THIS FILM?! HOW?!

Cool, but not as cool as LEGEND of the Drunk Master.

Also, he saves the day with the woman stance? C'maaaaaaaaaan.

You know how Twilight is the roadmap to a girl's mind? High Fidelity is the soundtrack to guy neurosis, with each track another reminder of your own stupid choices and the realization that we all have the same song stuck in our head.

"WHAT. FUCKING. IAN GUY?!?!"

Who knew existentialism could be so goofy?

Nope, nope, wait . . . I wrote existentialism wrong. It should look more like, "Mark Wahlberg."