Cityzen Kano ½ 78
Fuck you Adam Sandler Fuck you Kevin James Fuck you Chris Rock Fuck you David Spade Fuck you Salma Hayek Fuck you Maya Rudolph Fuck you Maria Bello Fuck you…
Oli Jeffery ★★★ 30
“Do you want to hear a scary story?”
“Um... do you?”
“So, there’s this disabled kid...”
“This isn’t scary.”
“It gets scary, so there’s this kid...”
DirkH ★ 33
I thought Avatar was much better.
DirkH ★½ 72
Dear mr. Roth, In your feeble attempt at gritty realism in this foray into the torture-porn universe you overlooked a teeny, tiny thing. We do not speak, nor have we…
DirkH ★½ 34
This film is like the sneeze that doesn't happen. It uncomfortably promises glorious release which never comes.
And afterwards you realize you looked incredibly stupid during the whole affair.