Week 17: Apr. 22-Apr. 28
"It's a small world. It's a small, small world. It's a small, small world, it's a small, small world. It's a smaaaall, small world, it's a small, small world, it's a small, small world. It's a small, smaaaall world. It's a small, small world, it's a small, small world, it's a small, small world... It's a small, small world. It's a small, small world"
Um... Five stars to me for making it through to the end of this film.
Week 16: Apr. 15-Apr. 21
Cannon Group Week
"This gallery is going to be the best thing to happen to this town since, ah... Since I got here"
I'm fairly certain the above line was actually delivered during this film. It just about sums up the poor writing - and very poor acting - on show throughout it's entirety.
It's not a cringeworthy watch. There's some amusing action sequences that make up for everything else…
"I will kill you when you are in the most pain... When you're in the most pain, shivering out of fear, then I will kill you. That's a real revenge. A real complete revenge"
How's this for a plot: I Saw The Devil is a film about a secret agent who blurs the line between good and evil in order to seek revenge on the serial killer who killed his pregnant fiancee after becoming his latest kill.
Sounds like a…
"Me and my boy here, we're gonna put a whuppin' on ya!"
Long, long gone are the days of the sarcastically charismatic and charming allure of John McClane and in his place is the Ray Romano - the Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Romano - of the 'action' world - a dull, lifeless character who is incredibly annoying. There's no punchy wit anymore, no bombastic attitude. John McClane is actually just stupid in this film. There's no other way to describe…