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  • Home

    Home

    ★★

    Wish I'd stayed home.

  • Furious 7

    Furious 7

    ★★★★

    Man, that was emotional.

    We miss you Paul.

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★★

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    What an amazing achievement, this review will be far too gushing but here you go:

    Scale

    The scale of this film is unlike anything I have ever witnessed before, it’s an absolutely MONSTORUS BEHEMOUTH of a BEAST, and Nolan deserves high praise for delivering something of this dimension with such aplomb. The film left me awestruck, and upon its conclusion I remained in my seat, not wanting to…

  • The Guest

    The Guest

    ★½

    Chrisowski’s CinemaDictionary.com

    Genre: DORROR

    Term: A film of the genre, Dodgy Horror or Dorror.

    Example: That film you recommended me, The Guest, pure fooking dorror dude.

    Synonyms: Cack, Jizz, Wank, Shit.

    Plot:
    Some evil Jason Bourne Downton Abbey muthafuka comes running into town, to call on the family of dead solider friend.

    Dead solider friend’s family ask evil Bourne mutha to stay.

    Evil Bourne, beats up punk football team who bully dead solider friend’s lil bro.

    Evil Bourne, beats up…