For real, tho, this movie might be the pinnacle of cinema. Or, at the very least, action cinema.
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Deadstream 2022
Very fun. Like Evil Dead by way of a YouTube ghost hunting video. "Evil Deadstream."
Also, pretty sure this guy is in an Overwatch guild with Onyx the Fortuitous.
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Dark August 1976
It's like if Tommy Wiseau directed Pumpkinhead starring Italian Neil Breen, but nowhere near as exciting as that sounds.
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Treasure of the Four Crowns 1983
Basically an incomprehensible Indiana Jones ripoff starring what appear to be a bunch of faded former high school football stars who peaked in their teen years. If the director of Blood Beat had helmed Raiders of the Lost Ark I'm pretty sure it would look and feel a lot like this. It's almost worth it for the batshit insane finale, but overall this one is just agonizingly dull.