I'm not the first to say it, won't be the last. This film is a fucking mess. It turned into flat out comedy when they took his armor off for the big reveal. A floating head, lungs and a tiny hand. Another waste of my time and money, capitalizing off the greatness and nostalgia of the original.
The plot reads like Reform School girls, you go in expecting kitschy exploitation, lesbian nun antics and shock fest gore. You leave getting all of that and much more, the artistry and composition of this film elevate it to something entirely different. Lurid, profane and movingly beautiful all at once.