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  • Caddyshack II

    Caddyshack II 1988

    ★½ Watched 30 Nov, 2015

    So inoffensively bad, the worst kind of bad. On one end there are movies so wrongheaded that they become valid watches for how interesting they are. On the other end there are movies so unwatchable that you, well, cannot watch them- at least uninterrupted. Then there's CADDYSHACK II, smack dab in the middle, the palest of pale downgrades, so thoroughly uninspired that words don't deserve the time articulating the sleep-inducing, Sandman wizardry of the humor. The gap in movie mojo…

  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    A Good Day to Die Hard 2013

    ½ Watched 29 Nov, 2015 8

    Inconceivably loathsome and yet, there it is.

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  • Die Hard

    Die Hard 1988

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Dec, 2012 18

    A simple fact: action movies have been neutered, half-baked, half-written and served cold for children with Attention Deficit Disorder. Die Hard has aged into a lost art. It has a wholly original, unpredictable screenplay, crisp with sharp dialogue matched with badass line delivery through the mouths of believable human characters (This sentence alone cannot be attributed to a single modern action film). There is a tight plot that gradually escalates, accumulating ZERO gaps in logic equaling to not a single…

  • True Grit

    True Grit 2010

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 May, 2013 9

    "Time just gets away from us."

    Only the Coens. The most authentic western in modern memory, only the Coens could accomplish what they do here and they warrant rewatchability to spare. For one, the Coens are masters of language. Always have been, always will be. The way they go about capturing the Old West linguistics and dialects and transplant them into unique and unusual accents of characters is an absolute treat to experience and in the process, transplants the viewer…