The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 ★½

Far and away the best Platinum Dunes production. Half a star for Jessica Biel's body. Another half a star for the shot that goes through the head and out the van and the shot of Leatherface wearing the boyfriend's face, and half a star for R. Lee Ermey's inspired performance. He's the only thing remotely creepy. The rest is utter garbage and achieves nothing other than disgracing the original.

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