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  • The Outfit 1973

    ★★★★ Watched 08 May, 2013

    A movie breaking at the seams with testosterone to spare. All you need to know is that director John Flynn followed this up with one of the overlooked monuments of crime cinema, Rolling Thunder, the hippest film of the 70s. This one's pretty hip too.

    Joe Don Baker is a saint amongst mortal men.

  • Jack Reacher 2012

    ★★★ Watched 08 May, 2013 9

    Basically with this, Oblivion and another completed sci-fi flick on the docket, Tom Cruise has entered his middle-aged Charlton Heston phase. He is merely existing on screen as himself and nothing more is asked of him. This is is all fine and dandy, he even gets some chuckle-enducing Heston lines that just scream "I am a character, believe that I'm a badass". The film is neither bad nor a standout in any way. Jack Reacher is as flavorless as its vanilla title and like vanilla ice cream, I will eat it, I will be sated, but I will crave the chocolate/strawberry super-combo that simply isn't there.

  • Saturn 3 1980

    Watched 07 May, 2013 18

    Get the fuck outta here.

  • Iron Man 3 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 07 May, 2013 3

    Oh, so, predictable, but I wasn't expecting anything more and you can cut the obviousness with a spoon. Seriously though, three Iron Man movies in now and they're very indistinguishable. There's some fun pulpiness to this one, most RDJ quirks that hit, some miss. They'll never get CG debris or ocean water to work. The kid was kinda lame, the Avengers callbacks were eye-rolling and easy but Kingsley was inspired with his limited screen time. Again, the pulp characterizations are…

  • Wise Blood 1979

    ★★★★ Watched 06 May, 2013

    Much time has been spent comparing Paul Thomas Anderson's films to Scorsese and Altman, but less is said about similarities with the films of John Huston. It's obvious that Huston is the top-billed influence in There Will Be Blood and The Master. The chief correlation being the theatrical and ostentatious acting style evident in Wise Blood, Huston's followup to the great Man Who Would Be King.

    Brad Dourif proves himself one of the underrated geniuses of his generation as the…

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012

    ★★★★ Rewatched 05 May, 2013 1

    It's the little things that add up in the big picture of this Middle Earth adventure. The dwarf snoring in the moths, the sticky sap in Radagast's hair, the goblin king with a tumor-chin, the infinitely charming quirks of Martin Freeman. These things go a long way in lighting the heavy load that the exposition sometimes becomes. The humor in general has always been a savior when the Middle Earth politics become too explicative in the series. Audiences can forget…

  • Sphere 1998

    ★★ Rewatched 04 May, 2013 1

    Bring to mind every 80s and 90s sci-fi film and there's a good chance Sphere is derivative of it in one way or another. The frustrating thing is that there are boatloads of great ideas in here. By here, I mean Crichton's novel, which I am going to to assume is an engrossing read. Right up my alley, I must say, and I plan on picking it up in the near future.

    So what went wrong? My finger-wagging middle finger…

  • Moby Dick 1956

    ★★★½ Watched 03 May, 2013 3

    Classic in every sense and totally ripe for a remake. I smell big bucks down that direction. This story is ready for a detailed and expensive retelling. Not that John Huston doesn't go all out with depicting reality, but it is obviously limited to 1950s resources. Gregory Peck defines ham and I'd like to see Jeff Bridges take on the character. Rooster Cogburn and a piss-drunk Bridges comes to mind, but Ahab ain't no alcoholic, he's drunk on that unattainable…

  • Running Scared 1986

    ★★★ Watched 01 May, 2013 6

    Peter Hyams has an interesting career. He's like a sponge, this guy, soaking up all the tropes of the times. His first big screen break after TV work was the underrated sleaze-fest Busting from '74, a laid-back buddy caper that really personified the times and is a solid time capsule of how dirty they were. Capricorn One came a little later, then his absolutely weird 80s sci-fi outings, Outland and 2010 before returning to the buddy cops with this in…

  • Superman 1978

    ★★★★ Rewatched 01 May, 2013 1

    It's 48 minutes in until the story actually begins. Not that Brando doesn't command the screen, but huge portions of the grieving young Kent bits are a true slog. It's 45 minutes until Reeves comes in and an hour until Hackman shows up. To say Superman is a poorly paced film is undeserved, though, for there are a ton of characters to introduce, and I had taken for granted the monstrosity of acting talent that was acquired. So many respected…

  • Get Carter 1971

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Apr, 2013 3

    "Listen. The only reason I came back to this craphouse was to find out who did it, and I'm not leaving until I do. You understand?"

    It's already an hour into the movie when Jack Carter utters this promise to a slovenly whore as his hands tighten around her arms and his jawline extends with menace. He's had enough traversing down the seedy underbelly of non-answers to his brother's murder and is at a breaking point. From moment one, it's…

  • The Wind and the Lion 1975

    ★★½ Watched 27 Apr, 2013

    As the lines between fact and fiction fall apart into a Peckinpah bloodbath climax, all I could wonder while I slowly lost interest is how badly I would have preferred a Teddy Roosevelt-centered biopic. Brian Keith as the president is without a doubt the best thing to watch. He gets some juicy dialogue and mannerisms to play with that are sadly pushed to the sidelines as Sean Connery masquerades around as an unconvincing Berber. I'm a proud apologist of the…