*Huh*
Perfect...we've been sitting here talking aaaaall day, and you all never bothered to learn my name.
*Huh*
We're so.......buried in our phooones.
Instead of giving someone a real smile...we send an emoji.
*hhhhrgh*
I mean, we don't even.....look at porn on our computer anymore...we look at it on our phooone?!
*Huh*
Pornhuuub...X-tuuube...I know these names...better than I know my own GRAAANDmother's...YouPooorn...XX-Eeeeen...RedTuuube.....PantyJobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff, ALL great, but I ask you this...
If I was a big'ol gaaah withuh Big Burly White Beard...would you still be yelling at me.....or would you be spanking my BAre BUtt...BAlls and BAAAck?
Think about that...for one second.