Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over 2003 ½

At last, I’ve found it: a movie so thoroughly and tremendously awful that I’m embarrassed to admit I even watched it. There is not one redeeming quality to be found within its 84-minute running time – not one. The acting is abominable. The story is abominable. The special effects are abominable. Everything about this movie is abominable. Just thinking about it makes me want to tear my eyes out. I’m not even sure it can rightly be called a “film”… it bears a far closer resemblance to the kind of stuff you find in trash dumps.

Rated PG. Not recommended.