There is a very good reason why everyone involved with this movie went out of their way to emphasize that this is not an "Alien"-Prequel, and it's not because they wanted to trick and/or surprise us. Although "Prometheus" may share some of its DNA (to paraphrase Ridley Scott), and the events herein precedent those of the original "Alien" movie, tonally and conceptionally this is a very different (star) beast. Unfortunately, where "Alien" was a perfect organism, "Prometheus" is not without…

Two minutes in you will already know if "Kick Ass" is for you or not. If you can't see what's so funny about the first scene, you might as well get up and leave. If, however, you are as morally depraved (:-p) as myself, thus laughing uncontrollably, you're in for a hell of a ride. "Kick Ass" masterfully mixes comedy, drama and action. It has you laughing in one minute, and fearing for the life of its protagonists in the…