I watch a lot of movies.
I have lots of opinions.
Occasionally, these two things come together.
Dominic Cobb is an industrial spy who instead of breaking into a person's home, office, or even computer, gets the information he needs by getting into the person's mind through their dreams. He is a thief for hire but Japanese businessman Mr. Saito has a somewhat different proposition for him. He wants Cobb to enter the mind of Robert Fischer Jr., who is about to inherit his father's massive business empire, to plant a simple notion: to break-up his father's…
The Hunger Games depicts a dystopian future in the very wealthy nation of Panem, which has 12 much poorer districts. Brought on by past indiscretions by the districts they must over up children ages 12 - 18 to take part in a lottery. The "winner", one male and one female, then take part in a televised competition, until only one is left alive. Our protagonist's sister is selected, and Katniss selflessly offers herself up on the sacrificial pit instead. Katniss…
A group of 10 college students and 2 counselors go to a deserted island to have a scavenger hunt for underwear to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Everything seems to make perfect sense so far. When one of them finds and awakens an ancient evil demon that lives in a clay pinata. Hilarity ensues.
When a film is this bad there's not even words to do it justice. Sure, there are questions I could ask like "Why is the pinata clearly…
I want to start by saying Kevin James is funny, I've seen it. There's spots where he is downright enjoyable. So, while I went into a movie about a homely Zookeeper who has to fend off multiple supermodel level women's advances while simultaneously having long in-depth conversations with animals who for one reason or another talk - a bit pessimistic about it's ability to be anything resembling a movie. I kept an open mind, though. Maybe, it'll surprise me.
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