Demon Island 2002 ½

Watched May 04, 2012

A group of 10 college students and 2 counselors go to a deserted island to have a scavenger hunt for underwear to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Everything seems to make perfect sense so far. When one of them finds and awakens an ancient evil demon that lives in a clay pinata. Hilarity ensues.

When a film is this bad there's not even words to do it justice. Sure, there are questions I could ask like "Why is the pinata clearly a man in some scenes then terrible CGI a second later?" or "What's the recommended level of mushrooms I need to be on to watch this?"

From the very get go, the film makers let you know you're in for a treat, when the only real introduction to the characters is we find out they enjoy sniffing underwear of people they have never met. Solid intro. Okay, now that I'm well connected with these guys, let's get to the movi - another musical montage? Really? Weren't the other 2 in the first 10 minutes of the film enough? The actors in this movie don't act out their lines as much as scream them at each other.

I try to say something good about every movie I review - this film is no different. Aside from being a "so bad it's funny" type of movie. There is one thing that will live with me for the rest of my days - Pinata Vision.

3 Comments

  • wat. You saw this just because of Jamie Pressly amirite?

  • I made a deal with my friend - he would watch some of the films I thought were the best ever (Taxi Driver, La Dolce Vita, and Tokyo Story) if I agreed to watch the worst movies I could find. This was first on the list. All he watches is big budget movies from the 90 and 00s, a "classic" to him is Face Off...

    I already regret this.

  • Wow did you get the short end of the stick of this deal or what. Break the deal and let your friend be a film pleb. :P

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