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Ready Player One 2018
I was blinded by the beards legacy when I saw this in the theater. It's truly repugant though. Maybe my nerd tendancies have just naturally tempered. Christ, what was Stevey smoking.
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Lessons of Darkness 1992
I want my life to be narrated by Werner Herzog. Can you imagine just walking down the street?
"Kent, Ohio. A desolate wasteland of forgotten industries. The smell of burning tires runs across the city like a deer running from gunfire. A rumble of feet mirroring the great quakes of yesteryear as bodies pour into chipotle to get a buy one get one free deal."
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