"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career."
This quote from Taken could easily apply to Non-Stop. Regardless, the film is fun for what it is. If you enjoyed Executive Decisions or Passenger 57, then you will find this film to be a decent way to pass the time.
Trashy and surprising all at the same time. Feels more like a play at times than a film, but the performances are fantastic. Killer Joe is not a film that cannot easily be recommended to most people. However, those willing to take a risk are in for an experience they will not soon forget.
Uwe Boll does slapstick comedy, intentionally this time, and it is as bad as you would expect. It is sad that Uwe Boll is actually funnier when he is trying to make a serious film. Many of the jokes are the same:
Sample joke# 1: Blubberella is fat.
Sample joke#2: “I’ve never missed a meal” –Blubberella. This is funny because...you guessed it, she is fat.
Throw in Uwe Boll playing Hitler, and Brendan Flecther “acting black” in a few scenes,…