review by Jacob Tender
Underworld: Awakening 2012
Watched Mar 26, 2012
Jacob Tender’s review:
This was, by far, the worst movie in the series. Aside from having the worst script out of the bunch, the acting was atrocious and the story was cliched and extremely dull.
The makeup on the young new character is comparable to the job my mother did when I went as a skeleton on Halloween. Would some light prosthetics be too much to ask for?
Charles Dance did a terrible job as a Viktor wannabe. I'd like to leave it at that.
There were 5 decent minutes in this entire movie.
I thought the "cleansing" idea, that's presented in the opening credits, would've made a far more interesting story than the one that we ended up with.